Well, that’s just SEMO-freaking-tacular.

So there’s this guy. He’s pretty much totally freaking awesome, because that is his nature, and this guy is going to SEMO.

How did this happen? Well, it may be due to laziness. It may be due to stupidity. It may be due to being white and middle-class. [I’d settle for just one!] Of course, it could also have something to do with the fact that every other college was going to put him in about one bazillion and seven dollars in debt. Either that, or he pissed off some omnipotent but not necessarily benevolent being. [Most investigations are actually pointing toward that last option.]

But, because this guy isn’t one to whine about his predicament [for more than 7 months at a time], he will try his best to enjoy the awful, stinging death for which he is almost certainly due.

Hell is almost certainly other people; that and the college they go to.

Wish me luck, or quick, relatively painless death.

— kyle pointer